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SU refunding
course packs
by Tim Shoults
If that course pack you paid
$45.00 for seemed a little too much,
it probably was.
Over 3,000 students have
received partial refunds from the
University Bookstore in the last two
days asa result of overpriced course
packs. The SU took over production
of the coursepacks from the
Bookstore last month.
Course packs are collections of
text excerpts and other materials
designed specifically for U of A
courses.
The
new prices were
the University Bookstore, agreed
that there was confusion due to the
hasty transition. “Everybody’s
looking bad on this thing when
every effort has been made to make
it work right,” he said.
Some of the price increases from
the old course packs were
exceptional. Ron Swan, a second-
year Agriculture student, noticed
that his coursepack for the second
term of his Chemistry lab cost
almost three times the amount of the
identical course pack which was
produced and sold by the Bookstore
in September.
“Everybody’s looking bad on this thing when every effort has
been made to make it work right.”
—University Bookstore assistant director Bill Quick
considerably higher than course
packs from last term due partly to
an excessive Bookstore markup on
top of the SU’s price. The new
technology also caused some course
packs to be much more expensive
than others due to the low number
of copies produced.
As a result, the SU announced
this week that refunds will be given
on a large number of course packs,
ranging from $0.65 to $29.15
depending on the course. A
complete list of the refunds
available on course packs is found
on page 12 of today’s Gateway.
“In the long term, prices will be
considerably lower ... this refund is
to fix the problem right now,” said
Students’ Union president Garett
Poston. He stated that the SU was
unaware of the large price
differences between the old and the
new course packs until they were
on the shelves at the Bookstore.
Another problem was the fact
that the contract between the
University and the SU to produce
course packs was not finalized until
late last month, which caused some
rushing in the preparation of the
course packs. “There was really a
state of confusion between us and
the Bookstore,” said Poston.
Bill Quick, assistant director of
According to Quick, the
overpricing in that particular case
was due to an inventory error. The
Bookstore informed the SU that
extra course packs had to be
produced for the course when
several hundred of the old course
packs were available. The Bookstore
will refund the difference between
the price of last term’s course pack
and the course pack and absorb the
loss.
In the instance of the other
refunds based on the SU’s re-
pricing, it will be the SU who
absorbs the majority of the costs.
Quick said that as of Wednesday
over 3,000 refunds of an
undetermined amount of money
had been given to students by the
Bookstore.
Quick suggested that the new
technology used by the SU to create
course packs has resulted in some
unavoidably higher prices for
students. “They're using different
technology, and that different
technology was significantly more
expensive.”
But according to Poston, the
problems with the course packs are
only growing pains, and the system
should be functioning well by
September. “We acknowledged that
this January would only be a trial
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run for us,” said Poston.
“The whole reason we got into the
course packs in the first place was to
provide higher-quality, lower-cost
course packs for students... that’s still
going to be the outcome, sooner rather
than later,” said Poston.
But Swan thinks that the
confusion is proof that the SU is more
concerned with profit than with
lower-cost materials for students.
“They're saying it'll be cheaper next
year ... I don’t see how it’s ever going
to be cheaper for the student.”
Refunds are available to students
who purchased course packs at the
higher prices (before January 13) until
Friday, January 24 at the Bookstore
refund area on the lower level of SUB.
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Thursday, January 16, 1997
by Kathy Reiffenstein
Giving birth is no picnic for
anyone, but childbirth may be even
more traumatic for minority
women, according to graduate
student Denise Spitzer.
Spitzer spoke on Friday at a
ad ‘ seminar at the U of A. In her
igre : ; Past ‘ . 4 ae
ie Ret. : . presentation, entitled “Invisible
bas bodies: minority women, hospitals,
and the childbirth experience,”
Spitzer explained that for minority
women, the experience of giving
birth is often clouded with feelings
of loss of control, alienation,
frustration, and fear.
In her research, Spitzer
interviewed First Nations, Indo-
Canadian, Vietnamese-Canadian,
and European-Canadian women, as
well as obstetric nurses who interact
with women from. ethnic
backgrounds. She found that
communication barriers were a
major issue. For many of the women
she spoke with, “when they were in
labour... they really felt they wanted
to speak their native language, even
though they spoke English,” so that
trying to express their needs to
hospital staff was difficult and
frustrating. Further stress was
added if the woman’s family
members did not speak English,
since she often felt a responsibility
to translate explanations of what
was happening, in order to alleviate
their fears.
The ordeal of childbirth is
especially frightening for a woman
who is not proficient in English,
because :she is deprived of
information about procedures; this
can lead to.distrust of hospital staff,
Spitzer cited the example.of women
whose “babies are taken away.
Maybe they’re being taken for tests
but [the mothers] have no way of
knowing.”
Language also affected the
women’s treatment by nurses,
“many [of whom] observed that
they and their colleagues would
avoid patients that they have a
communication barrier with,” said
Spitzer. Other problems that nurses
faced were due to cultural
differences. Spitzer explained that
Giving birth to problems
Communication complicates childbirth for minority women
childbirth experience less
threatening for minority women.
The Royal Alexandra Hospital,
where almost all babies in
Edmonton are delivered, has just
received funding to hire a woman
who speaks Cree or other aboriginal
languages, to work with pregnant
First Nations women. Spitzer said
she is heartened by this step, and
stressed that “having someone there
who can act as a cultural broker is
important to both client and staff.”
The ordeal of childbirth is especially frightening for a
woman who is not proficient in English, because she is
deprived of information about procedures; this can lead to
distrust of hospital staff. Spitzer cited the example of women
whose “babies are taken away. Maybe they’re being taken for
tests but [the mothers] have no way of knowing.
“generally the nurses try to be
aware of cultural practices, but
some admitted discomfort” with
certain behaviours, especially those
that conflicted with conventional
hospital practices, such as
Vietnamese-Canadians’ belief that
they should avoid showering and
washing their hair after giving birth.
Many of the women Spitzer
spoke with had experienced racism
during their hospital stay. They “felt
that European-Canadians received
prompter and kinder assistance,”
and when the patient’s behaviour
conflicted with hospital rules—
having a large group of family
members at her bedside, for
example—“the admonishments the
woman received resonated strongly
with stereotypes.” 5 cj
One. woman.even reported
being called a “dirty Indian” by a
hospital employee. However,
Spitzer reported that “stereotyping
and racist behaviour were revealed
to me as a two-way street,” as some
women of ethnic background
treated nurses with little respect.
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Spitzer said that her study has
helped raise awareness in several
institutions, but suggested that
community-based programs should
also be initiated, where mothers
could receive prenatal to
postpartum support from women
with similar experiences. As health-
care restructuring shifts the focus of
recovery from hospitals to the
home, community support is
necessary for many women who
have just given birth, especially
recent immigrants who are isolated
from the assistance they would
traditionally receive from their
mothers and extended families,
In the past five years, the length
of hospital stay for a mother and her
newborn has decreased from three
days to 24 hours—a length of time;
that nurses feel is insufficient to!
educate new mothers about breast
feeding, nutrition, and other health
concerns. Nurses have less time to
spend with patients, and minority
women, who often pose an
additional challenge to a nurse’s
ability to communicate information
to her, may be suffering most, she
said.
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Athletics
Attendance down
| at athletic events
by Chris Miller
There’s no shortage of action in
university sports—the only thing
missing is the roar of the crowd.
Rob Daum, head coach for the
Golden Bears hockey team, said
declining attendance at home
s| games this year has been a
| disappointment.
“I don’t think there’s any
question our attendance hasn't been
as good as we’re accustomed to,” he
said Tuesday. “If you have a lot of
people in the stands who are
boisterous, it definitely gives [the
team] a boost.”
According to the U of A
Athletics and _ Recreation
department, there have been an
average of 500 people per home
game, down from about 700 per
game last year. Previous years have
seen better attendence, Daum said.
“I know when I played here in
the late 70s and early 80s,
attendance was good,” he said. “I
don’t think the team has. changed
in the past couple of years, so there
have got to be some outside
influences.”
He said the appearance of the
Edmonton Ice WHL team may be
one possibility. Daum also said there
was less promotion of the Bears on
Edmonton radio stations this year.
“I think university sports in general
tend to get left out.”
But empty seats haven’t
changed the team’s attitude toward
the game, he said.
n “|The players] give 100 per cent
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Sarah Ciurysek
Long, cold, uncomfortable benches stretching to eternity. No wonder Athletics attendance is down.
Tom Wilkinson said the U of A is
outstanding in many areas, but
would like to see sports attendance
added to the list of achievements.
“I'd like to think our university
600 people per home game this year.
Last year, that figure was around
550 per game.
Asked if the weather could be
the cause of low fan turn-out,
“[The players] give 100 per cent every time. If you work
hard, you'd like to show that to as many people as you can.”
—U of A Golden Bears hockey coach Rob Daum
is the best in all things,” he said. “It
would be nice for [students] to want
to support their university, whether
it be sports events, or theatre or
whatever.”
While there was some good
support at the start of the season,
including the first game which drew
1,200 fans, Wilkinson ‘said he was
disappointed the crowds didn’t
keep coming back. “I thought that
[for] our first two games, the crowds
were pretty good. Our third game,
when we were three-and-one, really
surprised me... usually if they don’t
come out, it might be because [the
team] is losing.”
U of A football stands can hold
as many as 3,000 people, but
attendance averages were around
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Wilkinson said he didn’t think so.
“The weather, actually, has been
pretty good the last couple of years.”
If more people could be drawn
to a few games during the season,
they may get hooked on the action
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and keep coming back, he added.
“It’s a matter of starting a new
experience and making that part of
your life,” he said. “I think they’d
like the calibre of ball. Even if your
team isn’t winning, it’s probably still
going to be a good game.”
The Golden Bears football team
play four games at home and four
on the road during the regular
season. Wilkinson said he sees
similar turnouts in other cities the
team plays in.
However, he said he’d be
interested in ideas to improve
attendance.
“We're
suggestions.”
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gateway Thursday, January 16,1997 Page 5
Nicole Myshak
With the close of another year
my hopes ina united Canada have
been renewed. You may scoff at
that statement if you consider that
during the last few months of 1996
English was outlawed on business
signs in Quebec. Regardless of this,
I have these hopes after hearing of
how Lucien Bouchard has decided
to take a “softer” approach to the
language laws issue (which almost
cost him his leadership), his deci-
sion to accompany the “Team
Canada” tours and the new
francophone Quebec political
party formed to promote unity, and
Michel Gauthier announcing a
leadership convention in March.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t
think this issue is over, far from it.
I also don’t think that Bouchard
received a visit from the “ ghost of
Christmas present” foretelling a
cultural and economic disaster in
Christmas’ to come if Quebec sepa-
rates. I am not that naive.
I do think that there may be
winds of change to come, not just
chinooks, but possible changes of
hearts caused by a loss of faith in
the benefits of sovereignty. But, this
cannot happen without us Anglo-
Canadians. I know we have it in
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ment to secondary and post-second-
ary institutions to train these em-
ployees. This training should not
be reserved for those who are
wealthy—it should be available to
anyone who is willing to put in the
time, energy, and dedication neces-
sary to get a degree.
Consider that with tuition set at
$3,000 per year, students obtaining
a BA in four years (often very diffi-
cult to do for most students who
increasingly have to work part-time
to make ends meet) will face at mini-
mum a $12,000 debt upon gradua-
tion. At the end of four years, the
total bill for that BA will be $16,192
-- not taking into account the inter-
est rate charged by Student Loans
during the four months the student
has off each summer. Add to this
the likelihood that students face an
LAY OFF QUEBEC
us, I have seen, felt, and continue
to feel the emotion that is possible
for change. Canadians can’t give
up, the emotion is not dead. My
first hand experience with this
emotion only confirms this.
When I heard about Robert
Bourassa’s death this past fall, I
was overcome with sadness at the
loss of a great Cana-
dian. I didn’t know
him personally or
even know all of his |
accomplishments,
but I knew of his
struggle against
cancer, and that he ;
could be credited
with helping keep
Canada together.
His death reminded me of how.
remote the separation issue seems
here in Alberta, and I contrasted
that attitude with what I saw this
past summer in Montreal, the city
that kept our country united. It was
Montreal that allowed the “No”
side a wafer-thin victory a year ago
in the Quebec referendum.
I spent five weeks in Montreal
at a language exchange program
during the summer. For the first
time I was confronted with the is-
sue of Separation. I had always
been adamant about being a Fed-
eralist, but in the West our removal
Live onan
from the fervor of the issue makes
the concept almost irrelevant. Four
provinces away, in the heart of the
debate, however, being a Federal-
ist is a carefully guarded position
revealed only to those who one
trusts.
Separation is THE issue in
Quebec where most graffiti con-
sists of Separatist support or Fed-
eralist refutation, not just drunken
scrawls of graduation dates. On
one occasion I was appalled and
shaken to see a “Canadians Go
Home” sticker. My mom’s parting
advice came to mind, “Nicole, you
keep your views to yourself, you
hear? You're in a foreign land!” At
the time I thought she was
delusional.
And that is exactly what it felt
like; a foreign land. There was a
different language, a different cul-
ture, a different way of life, and a
different attitude. But, I was still in
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Canada, I was still at home, and
although it wasn’t my home by
definition as the place my family
and I reside, it was still home. Que-
bec was as much “home” as an
Inuit community in the N.W.T. or
a mining town in the Maritimes.
This was Canada, and it won’t be
Canada without Quebec.
The verbal attacks I heard
against Canada infuriated me;
they cut to my core, and I took
them as personal offences. But
when the French-Canadian lead-
ers in our group didn’t even stand
up during the national anthem at
the Expos’ game, I saw every
shade of red. I wanted to spit in
their faces (how un-Canadian!),
but I was stopped by the fear of
being booted out of the program,
and the thought of my mom’s hor-
ror at my actions.
Anger can lead to indifference
or indifference can cause anger; it
is almost a chicken and egg debate.
We have all heard or even said
things like: “just let them go, we'll
see how long they'll survive.” I’m
not sure which attitude is worse,
but at least anger is an opinion.
And I say this not just because that
is how I reacted.
Didn’t these young separatists
realize that it is our differences in
this country that are our strength
and uniqueness? They should
unite us, not divide us. Yes,
Quebecois are distinct, as are the
indigenous peoples, and every
group of immigrants who came to
this land. We must celebrate our
multiculturalism, glorifying the
fact that there is not just one face
of Canada, or of Quebec. Perogies,
salmon, poutine and spuds are as
different as the Rockies, prairies,
Arctic, and shield. Robert Bourassa
knew that, and he fought for it.
Contrary to public opinion,
Quebec is too rich a place to lose.
Robert Bourassa fought a long, dif-
ficult battle against cancer, and he
finally lost. Let’s not lose the battle
with Separatist Quebec through
indifference; or become like a war
torn Yugoslavia. I’ve had emotion
and now so must you!
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As a representative of 400 stu-
dents in the Political Science faculty,
I can only consider the announce-
ment to be a trial balloon, floated by
the University Administrators to see
the reaction such a tuition increase
will cause. We must make our
voices heard, or risk being labelled
disinterested by the Premier. Take
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This is the final article in my
series on hemp. Here I look at
the seeds and health benefits of
hemp in comparison to the ordi-
nary flax plant.
Hemp and flax both produce
valuable oilseeds. The hemp ad-
vocates brag that hemp seed is
second only to soy beans in pro-
tein content at about 19 to 24 per-
cent. Technically that may be
true if you take into account that
it is tied for second with legumes
and several other oilseeds in-
cluding flax. The oil of these
seeds is particularly important.
Hemp is about 25 to 35 percent
oil whereas flax is about 35 to 44
percent oil making flax the supe-
rior source. Of this oil, 80 per-
cent is unsaturated in hemp
(which some advocates say is the
highest of any seed), and 90 per-
cent is unsaturated in flax, mak-
ing flax the healthier choice. The
taste is about the same for both.
Linseed oil (flax seed oil as a
byproduct of the linen industry)
is usually more bitter although
its nutritional value is the same.
Unlike hemp seed which is
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rather expensive, flax seed is one
of the least expensive seeds
around. Pricecheck: 2 lbs bag of
hemp seeds at the True North
Hemp Co. - $10; 2 Ibs of bulk or-
ganically grown brown flax seed
across the street at Terra Foods -
$2. And, unlike the hemp seeds,
the flax doesn’t have a warning
on it saying, “Important: float to
remove rocks”.
Hemp oil is often used for
paints, varnishes, and other oil
based products. Flax seed oil
(and linseed oil) is also used for
paints, varnishes and several
other oil based products — in-
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cluding linoleum (named after
linseed oil). Both oils have nearly
identical uses, give or take a few
products on either side.
The unsaturated fats in these
oils are particularly important to
health. Hemp advocates often
like to point out the medicinal
benefits of smoking marijuana,
particularly in cases of cancer
and MS. Marijuana is really only
effective as a pain killer and per-
haps as an anti-nauseant, and
does nothing towards actually
curing or preventing diseases.
These unsaturated fats, however,
may actually help prevent or
even cure them.
Hemp and flax oils contain
two essential unsaturated fatty
acids: linolenic acid (omega3)
and linoleic acid (omega6). Ac-
cording to some research, an
Q3:Q6 ratio of roughly 0.7:1 will
actually prevent the formation of
malignant tumors and reduce the
size of existing ones. The same
research suggests that to much
Q6 may actually promote cancer.
The diets of wild terrestrial
mammals, Paleolithic humans,
and cultures where’cancer rates
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are low also suggest that 1:1 is
best. Nonetheless, hemp advo-
cates say the perfect ratio is 1:3,
which, of course, is the ratio in
hemp seed oil. Even if that is the
Flax can do
everything
hemp can do
and in many
cases do it
better. It just
can’t be made
into a
narcotic.
optimum ratio, they neglect to
_ mention that the typical Western
diet has ratio of around 1:10 or
1:11, making hemp oil a poor
supplement for bringing one to
the appropriate level. Flax seed
oil on the other hand has a 3:1 ra-
tio making it far superior.
Q3 plays a role in the treat-
ment of many other diseases as
well. (3 will lower cholesterol
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levels in many people reducing
the chance of heart disease. It
also reduces pain of arthritis.
Lack of 93 is the cause of many
skin conditions, and there is evi-
dence to suggest that it may con-
tribute to MS.
Another advantage of flax
seed oil over hemp seed oil is
price. Pricecheck: 238ml bottle
of hemp seed oil at the True
North Hemp Co. - $28; 270 ml
bottle of flax seed oil at Terra
Foods- $7.
Finally, a gum can be ex-
tracted from flax seeds. This
gum can be used as a natural
food additive in making ice
cream and soda pop. Vegetar-
ians may find it interesting that
flax gum can also be used as an
egg white substitute (although it
lacks the leavening effect). I
have read that since the gum is
contained within the seed itself,
ground flax seed can also be
used. No similar product can be
obtained from hemp.
Flax can do everything hemp
can do and in many cases do it
better. It just can’t be made into
a narcotic. . Like David):flaxihas
brought down the hemp monster
like Goliath. I didn’t search high
and low for a champion; flax was
really one of the first ones that
came to mind. But, if hemp can’t
even stand up to a plain and or-
dinary plant like flax, perhaps
the hemp advocates should re-
think their position.
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THROUGH THE LENS
Getting bored of the same old routine?
The Group of Several, a local group of artistic
photographers, has something for you. The
group exhibits some of the freshest work to
come out of Edmonton yet. Whether young
or old, this is an exhibit that should not be
missed. The visit to Profiles Gallery is well
worth the drive out to St. Albert.
The Group of Several is a dedicated group
of local photographers with various back-
grounds. With a range of styles, from
photojournalistic to the more avant-garde, the
members of the group present some of their
best work for sale and viewing pleasure.
The exhibit at Profiles, a relatively small
gallery, is a collection of work ranging from
three: to five pieces by each photographer.
Each work is unique in its materials, format
and, most importantly, in the message they
deliver.
One of the photographers on exhibit,
Randall Raiche, uses existing light and super-
high-speed black and white film to produce
his signature grainy style. Raiche’s pictures,
particularly / Playlet #9,” lookmysterious yet. ,
revealing. Raiche has an interesting ability to
involve the viewer right in the picture.
Through his images, he evokes the sense of
sound and motion. One can almost sme} the
coffee at the café in “Playlet #9.” His work
can be most closely compared to the modern-
ist photographer Brassai.
Another member of the group, Delbert
Kostura, uses Polaroid image transfer for a
series of photos which he calls “June 10, 1931.”
Kostura also has on display a very interest-
ing photo called “Lilith.” “Lilith’s” composi-
tion and hand colouring is quite criginal.
“Lilith” portrays the grace and beauty of a
dancer, while maintaining the notion of move-
ment through slow shutter speeds.
Artistic photography has been around
since the invention of the camera obscura, but
like any medium in the visual arts, the style
keeps on changing. Through mastering the
technical aspects of the camera, the Group of
Several has been able to push the envelope
on conventional photography. As Bob Todrick
(one of the group’s members) states in his in-
troduction, “I stopped waiting for the deci-
sive moment and decided to concentrate on
how I felt about the world around me through
my photographs.” Todrick has a display at
the Gallery entitled “Breasts.”
Other photographs on display were by
Collin Orthner, who has been published in
Life magazine, and features a series on the
movement of water; Jim Ainsle, whose work
with medium format infrared is technically
and artistically spectacular; Micheal Bayans,
whose photograph of a street in Amsterdam
called “Pillars Perspective” is the strongest
Heads, joys,
If you have plans this Friday, you may
wish to change them and take a little trip
down to the Convention Centre. At a show
presented in part by the U of A Engineers’
Society, people will be treated to an evening
of entertainment, courtesy of the Headstones,
Killjoys and the Bloody Chicletts.
Headstones fans will be happy to see the
Ontario-based rockers in Edmonton once
again, bringing their brand of aggressive, hard
hitting rock and roll. The Headstones have
been busy of late, with one of their projects
being the film Hard Core Logo, in which lead
singer Hugh Dillon played the title character.
The band is also coming out with a new al-
bum this March, and Edmontonians will al-
most surely be treated to a preview of many
of the new songs.
The Killjoys are currently on a Western
Canadian tour and will be joining the Head-
stones for this, their third show of the tour.
Gene, the drummer from the Killjoys was
kind enough to take some time to answer a
few questions over the phone. While the com-
bination of the pop-rock music of the Killjoys
and the Headstones’ heavier style seems
somewhat awkward, it apparently works out
quite well. “We did a show with them this
summer at Sunfest ... we wondered the same
thing, but it actually worked out really well,
and gave both bands the chance to draw on
different crowds.” The Killjoys have played
with the Headstones several times now, and
they are looking forward to playing with them
“St. Mark’s Church” taken at King’s Landing Historical Settlement, New Brunswick.
photograph of the exhibit; Tracy Grabowski,
whose style in self-portraiture is comparable
to Joyce Neimanas, and whose colour selec-
tion is like that of Harry Callahan; Brad
Callihoo, who incorporates full frame print-
ing and exceptional tonal ranges in his series
on native life at Peerless Lake; and John
Huising, whose images of hands evoke
thought and discussion in true postmodernist
fashion.
Robert Frank, a late twentieth century
avant-garde artist, said it best: “There is one
thing the photograph must contain: the hu-
photo by Jim Ainsle, courtesy of the Group of
Several
manity of the moment. This kind of photog-
raphy is realism. But realism is not enough—
there has to be vision and the two together
can make a good photograph. It is difficult to
describe this thin line where matter ends and
mind begins.” The photographers of the
group of several have successfully melded the
two to present an intriguing exhibit.
So, if your batteries need recharging, or if
you just need a place to go ona date, Profiles
Public Gallery is for you. And it’s free!
and chicletts
again. Apparently, the band didn’t even know
about the Headstones until they checked their
tour schedule, and were surprised to see the
Convention Centre listed on a series of club
shows.
This is the third tour in half a year for the
three friends from Hamilton, and they are
looking forward to it. The band is playing
about a 60/40 mix of songs from their new
album Gimme Five and their old one, Starry.
Songs should include past hits “Dana” and
“Today I Hate Everyone” as well as their most
recent single, “Soaked.” Their next single,
“Look like Me,” has a claymation video in the
works, which will apparently hold true to its
title. Gene informed me, “[They] just spent
the last little while checking things out, mak-
ing sure the faces matched up.”
The Killjoys tour will take them from
Winnipeg to Vancouver, and all the major cit-
ies in between, including one in Grande Prai-
rie. “That show should be interesting; we did
one there before, and it was really good, they
don’t get many shows up there are really
happy when someone comes.”
Along for the ride are the Bloody
Chicletts, whose name stems from a term
when you punch someone and knock their
teeth out. Their current single, “She's a Freak,”
is also getting a fair bit of airtime, and I would
recommend not showing up late and miss-
ing their set. Doors to the show openat 8 p.m.,
and the bands will probably get underway
between 9 and 10. Tickets are $16 after serv-
ice charges and are available at information
booths on campus and through Ticketmaster.
This is one show you definitely want to check
out, you will not be disappointed
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File O for “out
of this world”
the players read directly from a copy of
the script during the show (hence the term
“reading”). The experience is not at all
deterred by these points, in fact, I found
it a unique experience, jam packed with
st creativity and the emotional high you
Planet Play can best be described asa_ only get when you're not exactly sure how
unique theatre experience. For the next _ it’ll turn out.
two weekends, Northern Light Theatre Last Sunday evening’s performance
will be presenting readings of playsfrom__was a chinese poetic piece called File O:
around the globe. Six different plays in A Theatre Poem, about the life of a boy/
total will have been done by the conclu- man in communist China and certain re-
sion of this event, and regular attendance _lationships he has had. This description
promises a theatrical voyage through the does no amount of justice to a piece end-
continents. Each reading features a differ- ing in the throwing of fruit and tomatoes
ent director, cast, and crew allowing fora and the total destruction of the set (it was
varying style of presentation and tone just that good!) A postmodern play by
each night. Mou Sen, directed by Lynda Adams, the
For those of you who aren’t patrons _ style of this play stands all on its own and
of the theatre, a reading is like a play,in is the type of work which must be seen to
that actors act out a productioninanarea_ be appreciated to its fullest. Alas, each
making use of set and props, when made __ piece will only be presented only once
available. It is different from “normal” eavine: File Sh a aad A of Planet Play.
plays in that the budget and amount of 5 He re
preparation time is severely reduced and
Planet Play Schedule
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DULL PORTRAIT
Campion’s new period piece out of tune (unlike The Piano)
Jane Campion’s The Portrait of A Lady
is as stiff and dry as a still life. It is a
cold and banal period film with little
emotional content and a baffling array
of characters who come and go seem-
ingly at random. On the whole the act-
ing is quite good, though it does not
come anywhere near being good
enough to save this film from medioc-
rity.
Nicole Kidman plays Isabelle
Archer, an independent American
woman visiting her cousins in Britain.
She is an independent woman because
she has refused marriage proposals
from a variety of suitors, including Mr.
Goodwood, who has followed her from
the United States, and now in the UK
she has to fend off Lord Warburton. To
aid her in her quest to remain single
and travel, her cousin Ralph (Martin
Donovan) talks his dying father into
leaving her a fortune in his will. Ralph
is also in love with Isabelle, but as he
has consumption he knows he cannot
be a proper husband to her, so he
wishes to aid her in any way possible.
Also aiding her in her quest to remain
free, or so Isabelle believes, is another
American ex-patriot, Madame Merle,
played wonderfully by Barbara
Hershey. Actually all Madame Merle
wants is to set up Isabelle with her
“friend” Osmond (John Malkovich).
Osmond wants to marry Isabelle for her
money, and $0 he'can’add her to’his art
collection.
The film plods along, and at no time
do you feel sympathetic for Isabelle or her
plight, anc even though she is supposed
to be a smart and independent women,
she comes across as naive and somewhat
dim half of the time. Her character is ab-
solutely enveloped by Osmond in a love-
less marriage, and if she were half of the
character she was meant to be in the film,
she never would have stood for it. In the
end it is up to Ralph, Goodwood and
Warburton to help her. Kidman does well
in the role for what it allows her to do,
which is mostly burst into tears. I wish I
had kept a running count of how many
times she cries; it is near a dozen or so.
The film’s best performances come from
Malkovich and Hershey, though.
As Osmond, Malkovich reprises the role
of glossy veneered creep which he began
with Dangerous Liasons. The fact that he can
make C'smond, who is fundamentally simi-
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being a one dimensional character and is
the only character in the film who under-
goes any sort of transformation, even
though we are never allowed to see the
end result of her change which is a seri-
ous omission from the movie.
The rest of the cast is adequate. Their
characters’ random appearances leave
a bad taste though, and this probably
stems from the editing of the book into
screenplay format.
Campion makes some odd
directoral choices, some of which
work, others do not. First of all, even
though the film is set in the Victorian
era (1872), Campion opens with a shot
of modern girls, ending on one listen-
ing to a portable CD player. Other sty-
listic choices include the use of an an-
tique camera to record travel se-
quences, which actually works quite
well, and a couple of fantasy se-
quences, and a token nude shot of
Kidman. Also, for a film which is
about two and a half hours long, it
ends rather abruptly, changing the
ending slightly from the novel, and
leaving a lot of questions.
In the end, The Portrait of A Lady
is just not an engaging film. You do
not care about what happens to the
protagonist; which you must to make
any movie watchable. As far as period
films go, this will make you appreci-
ate Merchant Ivory movies all the
more. Save this for the dollar theater,
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Nah, no pressure
Bears face make-it-or-break-it weekend on the coast
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Victoria is the top team in the
conference.
They have the top two
rebounders in the conference.
Four of their players are
ranked in the top 20 in scoring.
Oh no, there’s no pressure.
The University of Alberta
Golden Bears are headed back to
the west coast this weekend to
challenge the University of
Victoria Vikes.
The Vikes are currently
ranked first in Canada West, a
mere two points ahead of the U
of A. The key to taking two wins
from the Vikes in their gym is
key thing to playing UVic is
being able to handle that press,”
said Darrah.
Victoria has four of the top 20
scorers in the conference and are
a threat from anywhere on the
court. Eric Hinrichsen, Pat
Cannon, Aaron Olsen and Seth
Adler are all scoring well this
year for Victoria, In addition,
Victoria also has a great inside
game with Cannon and
Hinrichsen leading the
conference in rebounds.
“They've got a couple of
good shooters, a good solid point
guard ... they’ve got a good
team. They are possibly the best
“We're not a shabby team either, we are one of the best
teams in the country too.”
— Bears captain Jeff Collier on the state of bisteam
heading to the coast to face UVic, the
going to be in the mental
preparation.
“| think we learned from last
weekend that you can be over
prepared. We’re just coming into
this weekend knowing that we
have to work hard ... not come
out flat like we did last
weekend,” said Golden Bear
Max Darrah.
However, although they
don’t want to over-prepare, the
Bears have to keep in mind who
they are facing.
“This weekend is probably
the most important weekend of
the year so far,” said Golden Bear
Mike Smith.
With a chance to move up in
the standings the Bears are also
going to have to be at the top of
their game this weekend.
“They have a press that gives
a lot of teams a lot of trouble. The
top team in Canada West
team in the country,” said U of A
team captain Jeff Collier.
However, this is by no means
a mismatch. The Bears are one of
the few teams that can present a
real challenge to the Vikes.
“We're not a shabby team
either, we are one of the best
teams in the country too,” said
Collier.
Regardless of which team
emerges victorious _ this
weekend, both games will
undoubtedly be close. As two of
the most talented teams in the
country battle it out, the rest of
the CIAU should be paying close
attention, because chances are
one or both of these teams will
be challenging for the national
title this year.
Oh no, there’s no pressure at
all, not at all. Yeah, right.
Friday, Jan. 17 @ Victoria
U of A@ UVic
U of A @ UVic
*both games broadcast on CJSR
by Wade Tymchak
The Bears escape from one
frying pan and end up in the fire
next weekend.
After being swept by the
University of Calgary two
losing a game to Regina last
weekend and UBC drawing to
within a point of Lethbridge for the
last playoff spot in the West
Division has made this weekend
crucial. Any dreams the Bears have
“They have a lot to prove to the league ...
so we have
to be prepared.”
— Bears defenceman Glen Pullishy on
what makes UBC so dangerous
weekends ago and then winning
two overtime victories over the
University of Saskatchewan you
thought the University of Alberta
Golden Bears hockey team would
get a chance to relax. But, this
weekend in Vancouver against the
last place team in the CWUAA
West Division, University of British
Columbia, they are still up against
the wall.
“All the weekends from here
on in are big weekends. You can’t
relax in this league, for a second. If
you relax you lose,” said Bears
head coach Rob Daum.
The development of Calgary
of finishing in first in the league
live and die with this weekend.
“With Calgary losing a game
to Regina and with the schedule
that they [Calgary] have there’s
still a chance, if we can keep
winning, to finish in first place.
We're going to need some help
from some other teams, but
Calgary’s schedule lends itself to
the possibility of that
happening,” said Daum
This Friday’s game will also
count as the final to the
Christmas UBC tournament after
the game had to be canceled due
to a power outage. However, the
Bears have already put that
tournament in the past are
looking towards the future, as far
ahead as the playoffs.
“We have to be thinking
about home-ice advantage in the
playoffs, I think that’s the biggest
motivator,” said Bears
defenceman Glen Pullishy.
“Tt would just be bonus if we
Fri, Jan. 17 @
Vancouver
U of A @ UBC
Sat, Jan. 18 @
Vancouver
U of A @ UBC
won it [the tournament], finished
it off right,” added Bears forward
Mike Thompson.
“I think what we have to do,
as a team, is continue to set our
sights on Calgary, that’s our
motivation,” added gee
Despite the BC
Myden visits UofA for CWUAA fi nals
by Wade Tymchak
At the Olympics silver was
good enough for him, but at the
CWUAA swimming championship
meet the University of Calgary’s
Curtis Myden won't be satisfied
with anything but gold. From the
sounds of it he should have no
trouble satisfying his metallic
appetite.
“There will be guys who will be
competitive in some races with him,
but I think he’s pretty much going
to win his events. I can’t see anyone
really challenging him, but stranger
things have happened,” said U of
A head coach Deb Sigaty.
Although from the sounds of it
the other men attending the
championship hosted by the U of A
in the West Pool won’t be that much
of a challenge to Myden in truth
there are a number of quality
swimmers. Victoria’s Dino
Verbrugge, British Columbia’s
Dustin Hersee, Calgary’s Chris
Renaud, and Alberta’s Collin Sood
and Michael Knight aren’t going to
allow Myden to be the only hero.
Sood and Knight should also make
the U of A a top-three competitor.
“We should be top-three in both
[men’s and women’s]. On the men’s
side ... Calgary and BC both have
really strong teams, they both have
Olympians from the last Olympic
Games on their teams which we
don’t have. But, we do have quite a
bit of depth and we have some guys
who are going to place in the top-
three. So, we'll be in there for sure
. and I think we should be
competitive,” said Sigaty.
The Pandas swim team should
also make a decent showing,
especially with the presence of
women’s swimming giant Sabrina
Wilson on the team. Any showing
the women put up should bode well
for nationals considering the
sastzigth of competition in Canada
West.
“Canada West is, judging from
the last rankings, the strongest
[conference]. This is probably some
of the aitaiaes swimming right now
in Canada,” said Sigaty.
At this level no one will be
satisfied with anything less than
gold, evenif they are facing Myden.
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Thunderbirds’ rather dismal
record [in comparison to the
Bears record] they shall pose
quite the challenge to the Bears.
They’re at home, they’re within
striking distance of a playoff
spot, and they’re a young,
enthusiastic team. All those
characteristics are a recipe for an
upset if the Bears aren’t careful.
“They're going to be
prepared to play and we have to
make sure we're equally
prepared because the games are
just as important for us as they
are for them,” said Daum.
the league ... so we have to be
prepared,” added Pullishy.
The Bears, however, have
their own motivation. The Bears
split last time they faced UBC
and don’t feel that’s an accurate
indication of how good either
team is. The Bears think they’re
better than a split and they'll be
out to prove it.
“We're going to have to beat
them and make sure they know
they'll always face a tough team
when they face us,” said
Thompson.
“We'd like to avenge that
You can’t relax in this league, for a second. If you
relax you lose.”
— Bears head coach Rob Daum on
“They're battling for a
playoff spot, so they’re going to
come and work hard. They’ll be
tough, they’ll want to win this
weekend,” added Thompson.
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The Pandas make things look easy, it’s almost getting sickening...
Meeting, Fri, 3
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3:00 pm, SUB 0-10, BE THERE (please).
Nation wide conspiracy
by Denise Fernandes
It is a grand conspiracy.
Over the past month the
University of Alberta Pandas
volleyball team has missed a road
game and a tournament because of
the bad weather. It seems that other
teams, in order to avoid being
destroyed by the Pandas, have the
roads and airports closed to
prevent the Pandas from
bulldozing through.
This weekend the Pandas will
get some game experience when
they host the Panda Classic from
Jan. 17-19. This tournament will
involve the University of
Saskatchewan Huskies, the
University of Regina Cougars, the
University of Winnipeg Wesmen,
the University of Toronto Varsity
Blues and will also give the Pandas
a chance to test out their new
image. .
“We've had about six weeks
off, “ said the Pandas Shandra
Doran, “[but] it’s rough in the gym
all the time.”
The Pandas expect to come out
of this tournament with nothing
less than before.
“We're =“ to win,” said
Doran.
“T think we can win and it’s
good to play more matches,”
added the Pandas Mirka Pribylova.
Pandas head coach Laurie
Eisler has adopted the philosophy
that even the great ones need a
challenge as she altered the offence
to make it faster. Either that or she
wants to spend less time in the gym
and more time enjoying the
weather.
“We have to play harder, If we
pass better we can do that. It’s good
that she [Eisler] is doing this. We
have to improve,” said Pribylova.
Improve? Really? Ask the
Pandas victims and they certainly
won't agree.
“We have a fabulous setter,
great hitters so we have the
advantage over other teams,” said
Doran.
With the Pandas deciding to
speed up their game, and with the
winter weather showing signs of
going far, far away (hopefully), the
competition better start relying on
something other than the weather
to ae the Pandas out of their
Education Gym to mutate into field
by Wade Tymchak
With snow covering Lister Turf
7 and cold weather making the
outdoors as appealing as cod liver
oil there is only one place for the
University of Alberta Pandas field
hockey team to turn, the gym.
After a disastrous CIAU
championship tournament in
Victoria at the beginning of
November the Pandas field hockey
team returns to the spotlight, or at
least to the Sports pages of the
Gateway. This weekend the Pandas
will play host to the University of
Alberta Indoor Field Hockey
Tournament, a competition that is
destined for some great
competition.
“The two Alumni teams are
very good’..: and the team from
"Saskatchewan will have a couple of
ex-Olympians on it,” said Pandas
head coach Dru Marshall.
The tournament will be
attended by the U of A, two
University of Calgary teams, a
Saskatchewan team, an Alberta
Under-18 team, a Saskatchewan
Senior team, a U of A Alumni team,
and a U of C Alumni team.
For the university teams and
the Alberta Under-18 team this will
be a great opportunity for the
coaches to work on the technical
aspect of the game with the players.
With the confined spaces, highly
skilled players, and fast pace only
perfection will prevail.
“We use indoor for a number of
different reasons, but the primary
one is to hone their [the player’s]
technical skills,” said Marshall.
“Indoor is a great game in that it
works on close teamwork in very
close in situations and you really
have to be technically proficient to
play it.”
Having the opportunity to work
on the technical aspect of the
players’ games is one of the benefits
of holding an indoor tournament,
but it also allows the players to have
some fun. The game is exciting,
different, and carries with it none of
the pressure that the CIAU season
and championship do.
“Our main goal is just to go out
and have some fun. It’s an exciting
game and they enjoy playing it and
it’s a little bit different,” said
Marshall.
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CIAU Rankings
S.Cann(UC) 26 138 5.31
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Results
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Standings
CWUAA East
WL. Tt Pe:
UofM ke €.4 25
UofS 107-121
UofR S44 To
Bran aga 7
CWUAA West
Wt T Pts.
UofC 16: 2.2.34
UofA 44.5 25529
UofL pean bs gs
UBC 6 A 15
CWUAA Scoring Leaders
G A Pts.
B.Purdy(US) 7-26: 33
J.Krywulak(UC) 16 16 32
R.Smith(UM) 18 13 31
B.Burym(UM) $ .23 31
G.Manson(Bran) 15 15 30
T.Couldwell(UC) 10 20 30
J.Zukiwsky(UL) 18 11 29
D.Stetch(UM) 14 14 28
TJohnson(UC) 10 18 28
L.Duchon(UM) 8 20 28
P.Strand(UA) 8 20 28
$.Cannam(US) 9 A726
J.Becker(US) 3. 22: 25
C.Stock(UBC) 10 14 24
T.Stephenson(UC) 5 19 24
Results
Jan. 10:
(CWUAA)
Alberta—4,Sask—3(OT)
Manitoba—8,Brandon—3
Calgary—2,Regina—1
Lethbridge—3,UBC—2
Jan. 11:
Alberta—3,Sask—2(OT)
Manitoba—8,Brandon—1
Regina—5,Calgary—4
Lethbridge—3,UBC—3(OT)
Schedule
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ UBC
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
Lethbridge @ Manitoba
Brandon @ Regina
Jan. 18:
Alberta @ UBC
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
Lethbridge @ Manitoba
Brandon @ Regina
0-10 of SUB.
1)UQTR(1)
2)Acadia(2)
3)Alberta(4)
4)Calgary(3)
5)Waterloo(6)
6)Guelph(5)
7)St. Francis Xavier(8)
8)Saskatchewan(7)
9)Manitoba(9)
10)McGill(10)
Standings
CWUAA
MW ML GW GL Pts
UofA" 8 0... 24.3. 16
UofS S22 87 7210
UBC a: Sls 17 6
UofC xs 9. 17 -6
UVic 05.6. 3:3) 0
GPAC
MW ML GW GL Pts
UoIM 4: 07° 0-3
UoiW" 4% 2 “12 8 =8
Uoik 0. 5 1 15 20
Results
Jan. 10:
(CWUAA)
Winnipeg—3, Victoria—0
Saskatchewan—3,UBC—0
Jan. 11:
(CWUAA)
Winnipeg—3, Victoria—O
Saskatchewan—3,UBC—0
Schedule
Jan. 15:
(CWUAA)
Saskatchewan @ Regina
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
Regina @ Winnipeg
Manitoba @ UBC
Victoria @ Calgary
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
Regina vs Winnipeg(@Brandon)
Manitoba @ UBC
Victoria @ Calgary
Kill Leaders
GP. K.-K/GP
M.Kurz(UBC) 30 187 6.23
AZurawsky(UM)9 54 6.00
S.Schutz(US) 24 142 5.92
D.Lewis(UM) 12 68 5.67
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Standings
CWUAA
MW ML GW GL Pts
UofA 11 0 33 1 22
UBC: 11 1 34 °S 22
UofS 4 6 8 2328
UofC 2 ss a ae |
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GPAC
MW ML GW GL Pts
UofM 4 O.:: 22,2 8
UORW 2.22 45.7 415 4
UofR 0 A. 42
Results
Jan. 10:
(CWUAA)
Winnipeg—3, Victoria—1
UBC—3,Saskatchewan—0
Jan. 11:
(CWUAA)
Winnipeg—3, Victoria—0
UBC—3,Saskatchewan—1
Schedule
Jan. 14:
(CWUAA)
Saskatchewan @ Regina
Jan. 15:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ Calgary
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
Victoria @ Calgary
Manitoba @ UBC
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
Victoria @ Calgary
Manitoba @ UBC
Kill Leaders
GP K K/GP
J.Rauh(UBC) 39 145 3.72
RLockhart(UVic) 38 135 3.55
N.Lukiw(US) 36 129 3.58
T.Christensen(UC)39 108 2.77
L.Dunlop(US) 35.103. _ 2.94
UofC 6
UofS 0 8
Results
Jan. 10:
(CWUAA)
UBC—91,Alberta—68
Victoria—100,Calgary—86
Lethbridge—91,Sask—64
Jan. 11:
(CWUAA)
Alberta—76,UBC—74
Victoria—110,Calgary—83
Lethbridge—86,Sask—73
Schedule
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ Victoria
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
UBC @ Lethbridge
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ Victoria
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
UBC @ Lethbridge
Scoring Leaders
GP Pts Avg
B.Craddock(UL)8 180
E.Hinrichsen(UVic)8
W.Harris(US) 8
N.Sekhon(UC) 8
M.Schmidt(UA)8
22.5
22.1
21.8
21.4
19.6
177
174
171
157
Standings
CWUAA
é WwW L Pts
UVic 7 1 14
UofA 7 1 14
UofL 4 . 4 8
UBC 3 5 6
UofC 3 5 6
UofS 0 8 0
Jan. 10:
(CWUAA)
Alberta—77,UBC—64
Victoria—70,Calgary—65
Lethbridge—74,Sask—62
Jan. 11:
(CWUAA)
Alberta—67,UBC—59
Calgary—80,Victoria—67
Lethbridge—74,Sask—53
Schedule
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ Victoria
UBC @ Lethbridge
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
Alberta @ Victoria
UBC @ Lethbridge
Calgary @ Saskatchewan
Scoring Leaders
GP Pts
L.Koop(UVic) 8 183
L.Doan(UC) 8 167
JSimon(UA) 8 142
L.Esmail(UBC) 8 123
E.McAlister(UC) 8
Avg
22.9
20.9
17.8
15.4
13.6
109
CIAU Rankings
1)Brock(1)
2)Calgary(2)
3)Regina(3)
4)McMaster(5)
5)Lakehead(4)
6)Manitoba(7)
7)Guelph(6)
8)Saskatchewan(8)
9)Alberta(9)
10)New Brunswick(NR)
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Schedule
Jan. 17:
(CWUAA)
CWUAAchampionship@UofA
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
CWUAAchampionship@UofA
Jan. 19:
(CWUAA)
CWUAAchampionship@UofA
Schedule
Jan. 18:
(CWUAA)
U of A Open @ Butterdome
Jan. 19:
(CWUAA)
U of A Open @ Butterdome
Schedule
Jan. 18:
(Exhibition)
U of A Indoor Tournament
Jan. 19:
(Exhibtion)
U of A Indoor Tournament
Top Ten
1)Susan T — 290 pts
2)David Patterson — 276 pts
3)Atul Khullar — 268 pts
4)Mark McQuitty — 260 pts
5)Kyla Douglas — 251 pts
6)Chris Good — 245 pts
7) Ainsley Sykes /Bev Gingras — 240 pts
8)Bev Yeo — 232 pts
9)Kelsey Becker — 231 pts
10)Tim Sweeney — 230 pts
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and tractor beams are all peddle-operated, JN
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paradox: the controls are archetypally
humanoid, and those aliens are not. It becomes}
obvious this ship has been inherited.
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come for me? I can operate the essential e
systems on this ship - or at least, so could any
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